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    oh I love it!

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    • Anna Falcone

      I REALLY hate that this has the "B" word in it but the thought of a "happiness shield" with sound effects really made me giggle! :D

    • Lauren Eick

      Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield. #ecard

    • Jane Kopel

      Funny Friendship Ecard: Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield. -- I need to get me one of those fancy shields.

    • Amy Kavanagh

      Pew! Pew! Pew! That\\\'s the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin\\\' with my happiness shield! / Encouragement Ecard / (happiness,funny)

    • Sue Beute Telgenhof

      "poof, be gone," bitchers...haha--too funny♥ should be in funny but a good quote to live by!

    • Krissa Yates

      Pew! pew! pew! I seriously busted up laughing! Time to get out my happiness shield!!!

    • B Houser

      I gotta remember this!! Funny stuff!!

    • Beth Cronauer

      so funny PEWPEWPEW

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    I think the writers from "your e cards" must be secretly following me around. Everyone of them describes me to a T!!!


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    I'll use funny pics like this (and i guess some serious love quotes too) and put them on the tables ❤

    Best commercial!

    seriously i would



    wish i had this quote on hand back in high school when my love for all black outfits began #aheadofmytime

    Kitty Keychain Self-Defense Device: "When holding this keychain, your two fingers will be placed in the eyes of the cat and the face of the cat will rest securely in the palm of your hand. This keychain is made for striking at the eyes of your attacker or attacking any fleshy part of the body." Via Wicked Clothes.

    You're pretty much the prettiest.

    Totally something my husband would say.


    damn right!

    people think that i'm quiet because i'm shy, but really i've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards.


    I know this is not very nice, but I LOVE IT!! hahahaha

    Shits and giggles!