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uhh...yupp. summer 2012!!

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

Running for Weight Loss: The Ultimate Running to Lose Weight Guide – Strength Running

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

wait, why am i still trying to be sneaky about it? i'm my own boss now!

oh someecards, you have the best sense of humor! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

I am proud because they're just like me!!

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

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funny quotes ecards running with you clown chasing us bloody knife margaritas finish line

Here is a funny for short ppl

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! Finally I get why I am short

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

...the next time your curious...go fuck yourself. Shouldn't be too hard..you've fucked every guy you met..just like your mom hence why you dad walked out

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

End of story

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

"poof, be gone," bitchers...haha--too funny♥ should be in funny but a good quote to live by!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

courtesy hello #humor #someecards

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

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'Sorry Your Sick Day Is Due To Actual Sickness': 10 Of The Most Hysterical Get Well E-Cards

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: I'm way too sick for work but should be fine for happy hour.

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