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Lol and that's the less tactful, brutally honest version.


butt seriously though.

I always say, I have to go to work today, to many people on welfare depend on me!!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

For the coffee drinkers


Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.


I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

It's a bird, it's a plane...No wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Its a bird, its a plane. No wait, its the flying fuck I dont give.

Haha! True.

watch out :) Hilarious,and true!

Oh My Goodness.... I HAVE to use this line on someone!

ya, I know this guy. I see those penis enlarging pills are working - you're a bigger dick today than you were yesterday


Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.