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Dad: I hate driving you to college its so far. Kid: I'm sorry dad, its really only 30 miles away if there was a road going straight to school. Dad: You should have taken my advice and gone to howarts for a year and gotten your flying license, then you could use a broomstick to get to college Kid: what? Dad: Filthy Mudblood... Kid: DAD!!
harry potter! harry potter! LOVE THIS! Even funnier if you've seen the puppet show on you tube!