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Without my cell phone, I wouldn't:  1. know what time it is  2. be able to solve a math question  3. know a single phone number  4. know the date  5. be able to text my friend  6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time  7. be able to wake up from alarm in the morning  8. find my way in the dark  LOL. this is so me!

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moms are the best

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She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

Baby sleep positions, for the bedsharing family! Pretty accurate. LOL #cosleeping #funny

Funny Yet True

Baby sleep positions -- lol, sad but true! they may be cute but they sure are bed hogs. Baby sleep positions -- lol, sad but true! they may be cute but they sure are bed hogs.

Class in a glass

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

haha maybe! Even though I do like voicemails every once in a while

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Sophie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i love it!!

Jerry Seinfeld on parenting a 2-year-old

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

I seem to be doing this a lot...

Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.

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