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Quotes to Live By
Three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket....lmao! Visit us at Health.MyShaklee.com
If I worked out half as much as I think about working out, I'd be smokin'.
I'm all sorts of what the fucking shit today.
Funny Hilarious Mormon memes (9)
Glitter...The herpes of crafting supplies
love love love
I think it's time to plan a crap talking, venting, wine drinking night..... I mean let's plan a girls night out.
Always. I'm always expensive.
And getting longer every day...
We should open a store called "Forever 39". We can sell wine and yoga pants.
Free, Encouragement Ecard: I'm not FAT, I'm overstuffed with awesomeness! Yea, that's right bitches! AWESOMENESS!!!
I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.
It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.
Quotes that make me laugh
Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.
Couldn't have said it better!