Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas
9GAGfrom 9GAG

Truthful Allegory Brethren

True story! Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Art Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life, no one helps you once you are screwed. sex-sex-and-more

9GAGfrom 9GAG

Girls now and then

so true

Free, Breakup Ecard: My feelings land somewhere between "go fuck yourself" and... Nope that's it - go fuck yourself.

9GAGfrom 9GAG

Friends will be friends

I think a real friend realizes you are right and appreciates the honesty!