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Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead . . . .

And then I'm going to get mad at the vacuum cleaner for being a piece of crap that can't even pick up a tiny piece of paper.

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It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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this is hilarious! Haas Reason why we put up with the grunting meatheads at the gym

I love running though, it's just wayy too hot.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be! lol

Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

This always makes me laugh

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

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