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Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship? Was I drunk the entire relationship?

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

you suck

"If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" Sayings & Quotes

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It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

LMAO!!!  Truth!!!!  Drama!!!  Keep it to yourself!!!

Bitch, please, You've got more issues than Vogue. Some people really do!

Vic Fuentes, Andy Biersack, Alan Ashby, Austin Carlile, Kellin Quinn the list go's on and on

Many a time has passed when I did the exact same thing. Possibly even said/thought the same thing.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

HAHA! I can honestly say this has ...never.... happened to me.

For some laughs! Laughing is great for your health! That awkward moment: when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

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I consider myself to be a realist? But most people just call me a bitch.D retro funny.

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Ha ha ha... Exs are exs for a reason

I was just thinking about eating the leftover Chinese I have. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich want those leftovers too? Yep you can have all of them!

true dat

Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. So true!ain't that the truth!