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Too bad.

happy-means-healthy: “ inspiremethin: “ roadto-fitandfabulous: “ Hhahaahahhahaa ” LOL ” Shit, I’d be burning a fuckton of calories, especially as of lately, if this were the case.

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If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

These Quotes about Weight Loss Are Hilarious - and Motivating ...

These Quotes about Weight Loss Are Hilarious - and Motivating ...

My Fitness Goal Funny Novelty T Shirt hand printed to order. Laugh through your workout with this appallingly honest original design!

Anyone else have a 4 year old?

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

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with a touch of kick boxing

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

"So True"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Yes

A marg? Life can't be enjoyed with just ONE marg.

As I do more laundry...

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

....pshh, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat

every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. pshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat: SO TRUE!

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

Surprising Cleaning New Uses

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

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