If she can't, nobody can
Mooooooooooooooooooooom where's my... Thanks Mom! True story every time ... Lol
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if mom can't find it...hahaha the truth!
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so true especially w three boys
So so true in my life!!
True Story in my house!
If Mom Can’t Find It
True story :/
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
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I Speak My Mind Because It Hurts To Bite My Tongue. ... so true!
so true that it hurts my career:( oh well!
So true! & I'm not a fan of pain!
Hurts you more than it hurts me
Because I am real! So true!
So true! This is me!
Favorite saying KJC
So so true for me!!
Haha! Oh my! So true!
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This is so true! I can't stand the thought of being legless because it got eaten off by the monster under my bed!
This is my thought every single night, you never know when that monster under the bed might be hungry. That or my cat has a hankering to scratch..
GUILTY!! I sleep with the covers wrapped around me like a cacoon because I don't want a monster to bite my neck or bite my head off..no lie! Scary movies ruined me as a child..and sleeping like that is an old habit that can't be cracked
"I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is because it would get eaten off." So true... I still step off REALLY far from my bed so the monsters don't grab my foot...
this is for my sister.. for all the monsters under the bed when we watch a scary movie
This is the TRUTH lol! I thought I was alone on that
This made me giggle cause it's so true!
i never thought grocery shopping would be a vaca..but, alone, it is!
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"You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation." --So true!
maybe some of my mommy friends that only have one kid feels like this but grocery shopping for triplets is a chore and takes forever! oh and you have to make another trip to groceries for me and ricky... true story.
Soooo true --- but HOW life changes i.e. widowhood = Going to the grocery store alone is ... lonely...
Totally true. And I used to make so much fun of my mother for spending 3 hours grocery shopping. SIGH...
so true! it is so nice to go to the grocery store without acting like a mad woman telling my kids to stop that! and pay attention to where you are going!
mom quotes- wow this is SO true! I l really told someone this in the grocery store yesterday! LOL
Hahaha so True! And dropping the kids off at the "Kiddie Corral" was the best hour of my life!
So this is why I enjoy grocery shopping... #So True
so true! story of my life
Ain't that the truth!
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HAHAHAHAHA You got this RIGHT!!! Give me reason and I WILL find the truth. . . From you or from someone else!!!!
Hahaha, this is so true! I can find out anything given time to creep on someone's facebook ;)
This it me... ALL THE WAY gmegas78 funny stuff
lol so true... Facebook stalker much??
OMG this is SOOO true!
Too funny... But TRUE!
hahaha so true
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It sure is... Hence why I'm stress free because I just don't give a flying fuck... Lol
stress is caused by giving a fuck. when will i stop caring :(
And I live a stress free life!!
Zero fucks, zero stress.
TRUTH Story of my life
thoughts of my Nat
Oh God, so true.
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Nothing makes me feels so old as having to scroll down to find my Year of Birth. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Yes, I feel like I have earned the right for my birth year to be on top damn all these 18 yr olds
nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down to find my birth year.....
So sad...sort of funny, but true!
True.. #Funny #Humour
Feel. So. Old.
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Disppear, go away, make it a much brighter day.....you are a black cloud that needs to hover over someone else with your storms
Big Bang Theory.. Ain't that the truth but the fuck cloud won't go away until I stop it for once an for all..
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day. Don't be a cloud!!
Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's a brighter day.
a bit mean but kind of funny laughing-out-loud
Some people are like clouds – So true!
Some people TRUTH!
so true lol
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EVERY SINGLE TIME.. ARGH.. lol
Lol so true story of my life
Every damn time.... Lol
Every single time!
Sooo true. lol
haha so true.
this is so true
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Mmm hmm! That is SO true! It's kind of stupid just like if you tell a girl she's beautiful 1,000,000 times she'll never believe you tell a girl she's ugly once she believes you... Guys have no idea how much... damage they can do to a girl, especially one that's insecure.. - Madeline Edwards
Girls have no idea what a guy see's has more truth & will never be forgotten you lying, cheating whore
Ughhhhhh, so true ! Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind. ... So True!
soooo true! No idea at all!!!!!!!!!!
Guys have no clue this is sooo true!
#Quotes #Sayings #text #life
so true...story of my life
CRACK ME UP!
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"Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it." It's a gift, really.
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Funny thing is I don't always know when I am being sarcastic.
I love sarcasm...it makes my life complete!
Baha! I love insulting idiots.
It's so true. I love it.
MOM STRESS! Here Are the Most Stressful Times of Day for Moms
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I've had calls from all over the world. Miss my mother, but thank God for my sisters.
Keep calm? No, freak out and call mom. Definitely what I do every time.
Keep calm call dad, freak out and call mom, totally
#keep calm and call #mom? #Freak out and call mom!
Keep Calm And Call Mom--- Me in a nutshell. lol.
No,no, no... don't keep calm. Just call mom.
Story Of My Life... I LOVE My Mom!
... Or Dad. Haha!! So true!
or dad... story of my life
This was always my mom
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I lie to myself though and say it's a temporary thing... you know, because we're so busy and stressed out. :(
Why I'm not going to answer the door if I don't know you're coming. Plus, you could be a serial killer.
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live teh way we actually live!
My motto is, if people would quit cleaning so much for each other, their friends wouldn't have to feel bad for how their own houses look. Then we could all live in peace, tripping over one another's toys in each other's houses.
I swear i used to say almost this exact thing to my mom... like if they like us why will they care if we are messy????
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
When my children were growing up and they would see me cleaning the house their one response would be "who's coming over"!.
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live teh way we actually live!
Haha I always do the "hustle-up and clean" before company arrives. Even if it's just making the beds and dusting. I hate a messy house. I hate people to think I live in one even more.
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When I am silent, I am being respectful of your feelings. When I am calm, I am honoring you. When I am kind, it is from the heart because I benefit from it far more than you.
If you do, the consequences might be more than you bargined for.
This is really for me because it is so true for me! LGB
Maybe not words of Wisdom... But they tell the truth
Quote of the month. From "Book of Quote."
Story of my life...
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AMEN ! This one goes out to my big sister @Amber Stockton
This one goes out to my big sister @Hannah Albers
...True for sisters, friends, family... haha
Sister friends :) true
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I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.Totally Me!
yup. I really need to focus on stressing only about real situations and not the worse case pictures I make up for myself!: 99 Problems, Quotes, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True, Thought, 99Problems
I've got 99 problems & 86 of them are completely made scenarios in my head that I'm stressing out about for no logical reason. STORY OF MY LIFE! Time to let go of worrying.
ME! This is the true story of my life..
Haha, so true. Everyday of my life!
Funny stuff who hasn't been here !
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Poza sometimes i pretend to be normal #quote #quotes #wisdomquotes #lifequotes #lovequotes #friendshipquotes
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to be me. Life Quotes , inspirational quotes , Friendship Quotes
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'normal is boring' is one of my life mottos!
Normal, isnt much my style. Lol
Level of Maturity…
Pretty much . . .