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Mood poisoning!

Funny Reminders Ecard: I seem to have a case of mood poisoning. It must be something I hate.

Absolutely!

I am no "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Yes, I know I am the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home the hospital.

Is this real life....because this is totally my life

But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Bahaha! I know a few people who this needs to be said to!

Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.got someone perfect in mind for this!

hahaha true

"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. I shouldn't think this is humorous but I do. I must not give a shit.

As I'm getting texts from him...oh yeah, the garbage!

Im very busy doing things. very busy. very busy. very, very busy.

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