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Yes, I lash out in hunger. :)

Having low blood sugar levels can be a bitch: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

Funny Movies Ecard: Dear God, I'm not asking for much...but can you please make Magic Mike in IMAX-3D. Amen.

Funny Movies Ecard: Dear God, Im not asking for much.but can you please make Magic Mike in Amen.

Sassy Pants - Ha. Everyday.

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

hahaha.... kinda like the friend I just pinned this from who is super skinny....

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and youre just standing there. all fat.

So true lol

"Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch & give it a cocktail.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah really. :P

Top 10 Pinterest Pins This Week

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.