Ok- so I do think I give good advice at least- but my sarcastic comments are often the best!

I probably already am laughing at you so I might as well laugh with you.

The world has give me so much to work with. Wouldn't want to waste it. Sarcasm.

For real! Because WHERE IS THE SARCASTIC FONT?

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Love this!!!

ahh, love it.

i like this one!

haha true story

Let's just be honest here...

Of Course I talk to myself....sometimes I need expert advice...

Hahahahahaha!!!

AMEN! I know it's hard for some people --BUT THINK before you open your mouth.

That happens to me every time I sing!

So true. Every day.

Story of my life...

Yep.

yes!

Haha...yep!