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Love that song. shawty got that apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. the fur. the fur.

My bad self!

This is my dad's quote! Said it all my life. "Get down with your bad self." And then does the dance with the pointer fingers up.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

SERIOUSLY! Just because your parent or grandparent has dentures does NOT mean you have to.

Mother’s Emotion Affect Child’s Oral Health: A Study

No you didn't inherit your 'bad teeth' from your parents, they just didn't brush either, you sugar-eating, soda-drinking, lemon-sucking crackhead. Lol I'm dying!

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

Bad Moms Movie Quotes - OVER 30+ Movie Lines!

Bad Moms Movie Quotes - HUGE LIST of movie lines!

Bad Moms Movie Quotes - OVER Movie Lines! We love this movie and the mom quotes are the best!

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Absolutely!

Sometimes the truth hurts.other times it makes me laugh and wish I'd come up with it first! To funny and right on the button.

This sassy shirt is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come." This sarcastic shirt is perfect for fans of party shirts, introvert shirts and awkward jokes.

This sassy shirt is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially…

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

I feel this way sometimes...

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.