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lol so true
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This is the Gods honest truth!!!
I've said it before, apparently I have a face that says "tell me all about it, I care" when I thought my raised eyebrows and look of shock and or disgust, said otherwise! I have got to work on that! Actually, I have started stating my opinions about people's stories, like, you're boring me or I'm not interested, you should stop talking. I have found this method to be 90% effective!
Lmao story of my life
Well, in my case, I'm usually looking for my cell phone in the bottom of my purse, but it does the same trick...
Yeah basically, which is sad because I hate lots of tabs open on the computer. :P Or maybe that's why I don't like it on the computer... because I already have too many open in my brain.
More like doing something and thinking "how did I get someone to agree to marry me? And someone GOOD LOOKING at that!?"
Stole my line!!! Ha I have said that Waldo must be my soul mate since I am having a hard time finding him...
'I can't eat anymore, I'm full!' 'Do you want any dessert?' 'Yes!!!'
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
I use to work at Dairy Queen and it served Pepsi. I'd never ask this because I never met someone who wanted Coke that wasn't just asking for cola.
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.
this is why i could never be a teacher, looking out to see all the faces that clearly don't care....
there's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question