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Amen!

More like Rap music because I would rather listen to songs about bitches and hoes then dogs and trucks.

Yes..... you

Funny Flirting Ecard: You there. One wishes to cuddle the fuck out of you.

I wish every time I Pinned a new outfit, it automatically went to my closet.

these are the things that i wish. all the time on here. i wish the outfit i liked magically appeared in my size, in my closet and I looked as fabulous in them as the people who wear them in my pins

don't hate the player, hate the game.

Funny Flirting Ecard: Treat me like a queen and I'll treat you like a king. Treat me like a game and I'll show you how its played.

Yes please

Country music: Because I'd rather listen to songs about dogs and trucks than bitches and hos.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

I'm fine with my pale skin. Pale skin used to be treasured now its better to look like an orange.

I dislike when people say, 'Country Music is depressing.' There is nothing depressing about getting tangled up 'like grandma's yarn', or 'shaking it' for Luke Bryan!

its true not all country music is depressing! i love country music :) and honestly rock music and other types of music can be depressing too lol

starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what victoria's secret charges per cup

eCard--Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup. Amen to that. So true

im glad someone said it

Re-electing him is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time. Haha pretty much.

Dear producers, Magic Mike 2 with Channing Tatum, Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Eric Church, and Brantley Gilbert would be amazing.  --All Women

Minus Jason Aldean & Brantley Gilbert though, because they really aren't good looking at all (Jason's a super talented musician though).

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Oh, you spent your welfare check on the new iPhone and now you're broke? Better ask Siri where you can get a job like the rest of us!

This is so sad, but true. For crying out loud, get a job and a cheaper phone! That really makes me mad!

Funny eCard - Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food

"Taco Bell isn't real mexican food" I know bitch, I'm not going there for authentic mexican cuisine. I'm going there because I'm broke and I like tacos.

From 2009-2012 the price of gas jumped 83%. When you figure out how to blame that on George W let me know.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: From the price of gas jumped 83 percent. When you figure out how to blame that on George W., let me know.

Ladies, all this talk about Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Grey has distracted us from what is really important... Luke Bryan.

Ladies, all this talk about Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Grey has distracted us from what is really important. UMMMM yeah so true!