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“You wanna hear how good bacon is? To improve other food they wrap it in bacon. If it wasn't for bacon  we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. You wanna hear how good bacon is?” Jim Gaffigan

Brotip - 'People who say "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," have obviously never had bacon.

I always say thank you, i know they dont hear me!

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Me too! I knew teachers lied about the fact that I would need it! :)

Strangely, Rachel's math looks alot like this now so.I am using something I learned in math in real life now!

Well this pretty much describes the feeling for me when it comes to homework...

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

///Roaches!!

Spider revenge is serious business. This is so true! I feel like this every time!

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

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