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Food - too much.

You’re just easy to see

I'm not afraid of the "fat" label, but this was so funny. Interesting thing is how fat people, women in particular, become invisible. Shouldn't we be easy to see?

That I am, temper and all... ~ETS

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

But I love you still. Love endures all.

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

darn tootin! funny

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

My Mantra this Winter!

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

Pinsomnia- This is for you lil' Allie;>

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Someone needs to alert me when I'm having one of these days. :)

That awkward moment when you come home, look in the mirror, and think ." i do that all the time my hair be sticken up and shit im thinken damn my friends left me hangin,

Exactly Lol

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

We will never forget. But we will find Nemo.

Funny, too, because I just did a blog post about this...

Where are you going? Oh i'm just headed to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. That funny I was just heading to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Oh Dory

sorry bout it

Funny pictures about Attention deficit disorder. Oh, and cool pics about Attention deficit disorder. Also, Attention deficit disorder.

Because they can't see you, duh!

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

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9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman :) Probably one of the most true things I have EVER read! Men take note!

@Shanna Ahlander @Becky Harbin @Angela Kennedy @Stacy Pessoney  This has you girls written all over it. :)

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

Lol:)

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Lol,  true.  I know so many women with broomsticks :-)

Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

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