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My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

All the time! Lol!

"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

3 am ~ Can't I just sleep?

I can relate to this! lol 3 AM is history though. No more regular staying up late. =] More of emotion induced staying up late now. Goodbye 3 AM. Hello 4 AM! And Good morning 7 AMs! =\ I think my sleep pattern’s F-ed as is without insomnia.

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I don’t know why clean humor quotes, I think the dirty humor is the better it is, but on contrary due to peoples demand here are some hilarious and funniest clean humor quotes, enjoy em


I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

im gunna cry! my best friend gave me a card thatsaid this! she lives in washington and i live in colorado i miss you elahna!

I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

trying to be Superwoman just does not work

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

TOTALLY remember that! funny-d

Remember when you couldn't use the phone and internet at the same time? even remember having a house phone? lol :P