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That's a real shame seeing as how liquor needs to play a part in any lip touching going on there.

Prohibition: Women like this would come together because they were against alcohol and drinking. They would make up mottos like "Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours", stating that they will have no interest in anybody who drinks.

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i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

The one B-word you should call a girl is Beautiful...Bitches love that shit.

"Oh, i'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?" One of my biggest pet peeves.

diet humor  ... if there is such a thing

"Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.and muffins are healthy. You're welcome :)" I KNEW IT! Cupcakes are healthy!

Yeah, back in college!

i don't remember much from last night but the fact that i needed sunglasses to open the fridge tells me it was awesome

Womp Womp

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

True story, it's 100% authentic

I have never faked a sarcasm in my life - Jokes, Memes & Pictures