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Whenever I feel spontaneous…

Whenever I feel spontaneous...

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

I did a good deed and now I feel good about myself, but not good enough, so I'm posting about it on Facebook.

It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying 'I'm sexy' braille. not that I want a blind person reading my butt and thighs, however their fingers may get tired. Just sayin'!!

I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG