HAH!!! I so need this for my front door!!! WARNING: This property protected by husband with gun & wife with PMS - Guess which one is home #funny #signs #quotes

It's a real condition. Brought on by having to listen to annoying people.

No Trespassing

LOL.

Funny but true

In alcohol's defense I've also done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too, like get married the second time.

SO TRUE!

At my age this funny but oh so true.

I don't pretend to be anything I am not... Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Hilarious. #somepeople

Funny!

Your Choice

Hahahaha @BrianandMaryann Marseglia

I think it is amazing when you see just how much thought a 4 year old can put into things 10+ hrs in the past...supposedly kids attention spans are approx 1 minute per year of age in the toddler/pre-school years..anyway, very sweet!

I would like to apologize…

AHAHAHAHA!!

world's best doormat.

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" Box Sign by blondiebird: 5"square, $12 #Sign #blondiebird

warning

Ha!

Yess!