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I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong.


My married life! Once again honey your shit doesn't add up - vintage retro funny quote

Target....How true, you go in for one thing an d come out wuth a basketful of stuff !

The danger of shopping at Target. This is me at Target shopping with the girls every single time!

most depressing time in someones life...

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I am already disturbed

I am already disturbed, please come in - Funny sign on door is kinda creepy.

True story (too bad this card uses grammar that is incorrect, which subsequently bothers the shit out of me, lol!)

yup i hate stupid people.especially people who pretend to be stupid

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

sounds like one of our Scrubs rituals <3

I laugh so hard at this one. It's my favorite Journey song, and I love Peanuts. Two of the best things in life together.

From iFunny. I totally do this.

two trips are for pansies. This is me! I hate making 2 trips

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Haha funny reminds me of a Jace quote, When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and pour it into peoples eyes until they give you the oranges you asked for, or something like that:D

We ALWAYS find things out. Which is why you shouldn't lie!

A little Inspiration - Never underestimate a Girl's ability to find things out!


Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.