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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Please find a pair that your hoo-ha doesn't want as well.

Please find a pair that your hoo-ha doesn't want as well.

It's not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean...it's whether the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

It's not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean...it's whether the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

That and other personal stuff that no one cares about.  Seriously, call your mother, no one cares.  Reason #5784 why I hate FB.

That and other personal stuff that no one cares about. Seriously, call your mother, no one cares. Reason #5784 why I hate FB.

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