Magic Kingdom Security Guard Said To The Little Girl, "Excuse Me Princess, Can I Have Your Autograph?" His Book Was Filled With Children's Scribbles. :) The Little Girl Couldn't Get Over The Fact That He Thought She Was A Real Princess! How Sweet!
This store clerk& cell phone saved his life when an armed robber shot at him. The phone was obliterated by stopping that bullet, so HTC sent him a care package full of nifty tech toys to replace his cell! Faith In Humanity Restored.
I especially don't like the dentist one. Sometimes my teeth cleaning takes 2 times the time it should because she stops to hear my answer, and then I have to talk with a bunch of paste stuff in my mouth.