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Definitely me!

I can't cook & hate to clean but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem.

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

Ts.....

See, I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just feel bad that people weren't as gifted with spelling as I am.

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Life as a dog lover is the best!

you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

princess

My sis! I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

The hatred of a third person.

The hatred of a third person.

The hatred of a third person. This is soooo true it's not even funny

I wish! by jeanie

I wish! by jeanie

Leftover wine

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused.what is leftover wine?

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

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