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A toast to another month not getting pregnant. I have yet another reason to drink on the week days!

Life is what we call that period of time that interrupts our reading. No kidding.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and he didn't get you pregnant.

Always look on the bright side, ladies! hahahah sorry this is a little inappropriate but I laughed so hard

Exactly, why test on innocent animals and make them suffer and not the humans that deserve living hell?

Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison? seriously though.well probably cause they aren't in jail long enough to even punish them.

Oh, shit! Lol!

Oh, shit! Lol!

Or when a public restroom toilet won't flush. And someone is waiting for the stall after you. So you can't pretend like, "Whoever left that toilet full of pee and tp is just plain disgusting."

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Funny Halloween Ecard: Nothing related to Halloween scares me. What scares me is when I flush someone elses toilet and the water keeps rising.

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"Due to circumstances beyond my control.the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

All my friends are getting pregnant and I'm just over here with a bottle of vodka like, no.

All my friends are getting pregnant and I'm just over here with a bottle of vodka like, no. PRETTY much minus the vodka!

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning.

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Me this Tuesday.

Even worse when you get paid bi-weekly! Bwahahaah!

Naw I won't be going out tonight. I'm on a new diet called 'I have 10 dollars till Friday.' This is pretty much the story of my life.

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