Soooo many people I need this for
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When you tell a joke about someone once, it's funny. The second time, sure it's still funny. But when that joke becomes expected and anticipated, and that person can tell it before you do, it's not funny anymore. Oh, and then when the other person doesn't laugh hysterically at the joke about them that has been told hundreds of times, DO NOT say they are, "Too sensitive and can't take a joke." I cannot stand that!
OMG ! Scary people thoughts!! Got over it hhhhhh now I'd just laugh in their faces :) #LikeABoss
Unfortunately, I don't usually look calm. My thoughts tend to be written all over my face!!
Maybe 4 times... don't push your luck. HAHAHA the quotes on pinterest are funny today!
My exact thoughts: I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times
I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Simple truths...
i have thought this very thing soo many times
Calmness can be deceiving #quote
Funny stuff and yet so true!
Ha! So true!
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People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy, but really I've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards.
I've been silently judging you from afar... haha
hahahah! silently judging...
this is absolutely me :)
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Truth, and when i occasionally do swear my family laugh at me because they think it's so funny coming from me
I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,..well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place. ;)
Swearing: Because sometimes 'gosh darn' and 'meanie head' just don't cover it. #funny #giggles
Swearing - Because "Gosh Darn" & "Meanie Head" just don't cover it! #funny
Spoken by somebody in advertising:) #swearing #deadlines #humor
true fact #swearing #cursing #cussing #funny #quote
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Also things are more funny when you swear
kind of embarrassing but yeah..
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I totally laughed out loud when I read this quote because it is so true!!! We look like a retarded seal when we are laughing so hard! lol!!!
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I have done this a few times in my life. I can laugh at it more in control now that I quit drinking! :)
I did this a couple of times with your kids...I tried not to laugh out loud and ended up laughing so hard I started crying. They had to tell me "Oh, Ms. Bozzuto you need to turn the heat down. You always get crazy when it's too hot in here." So funny! @Marci Purcell
This is SO me! And for some reason, whenever I see this, I start doing exactly that! #funny #laughing #clapping #humor #so true
#1: I laugh all the time and this is how it goes for the actually really funny stuff <3
This makes me giggle every time I read it. It's so true!
Bahahahaha! The funny thing is that this is so true!
Oh yes I do.
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People comment often about how funny I am... I love making people laugh via text and IM's... but in person is even better!
This is so me!! and then people im with look at me laughing at myself and it makes them laugh at me too....so i guess either way im still funny ;)
I really do laugh at myself. Others might not think I am funny, but in my mind I am pretty funny! ;)
And I giggle at my own posts on FB and then wonder why no one else finds them funny.
I can relate. I laugh at my own texts before I send them because im that dang funny.
So True!! WHY I GOT OFF FACEBOOK!!!! Funny
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Must be a retail worker. Tiffany, grace, janell, I think this sums it up :)
I love my job, but there is always that one person...
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job....
This pretty much sums up my life...
Pretty much every day of my life
Must be a retail worker.
Hahaha fake smile!
Made me laugh.
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This is my only option...I can never think of snappy things to say until AFTER the argument ends! ;)
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Or just smile,look at some random thing and say ha look at that _________ and then laugh
Made me laugh... Works every time! ;) Even if you aren't losing the argument!!
Made me laugh. Literally giggled to myself hahaha so true
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Some people like my (ex)brother in law. But then this would be filed under "in all seriousness" rather than "funny stuff."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. I had to repin it- i laughed~
Hilarious. Don't know who would need such a thing but thought this was funny just the same.
haha. This isn't really a good way to handle things. haha. but it is funny. haha. So true.
So true!!! @Stephanie Norton and by "some people" they mean Owen Wilson! ;)
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. #Funny #Truth
High Five. don't know exactly why it makes me laugh but it does! :)
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So true, do you remember my 6th grade hair cut? I DO...
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Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at 33.
So true! Which is why I love teaching 6th grade :) They are in such a state of change at that point of their lives.
Thank God. The worst haircut I ever had was in the 6th grade. Dorothy Hamil was not my friend.
Or at least in my 6th grade pictures. . . so true for me
I cannot argue this little quote. THANK GOD
haha, this makes me giggle - so true
truth! made me laugh!
truth. Thank God.
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Funny because it's so true! lol this is exactly what I thought when I was little! No one can get me under the blanket!
this made me giggle ... a lot! .. ...mmm.. but will be snuggling under blanket tonite, just in case a burglar commits a B&E!
This makes me laugh! I also cant sleep with my foot sticking out of the blankets! Wah ha ha ha... I need to find a new spot now!
Oh my gosh this is so true. I've always thought this but still feel safe under the blanket.
Too funny & so true- there's just something about the magic blanket
this shouldn't be funny, but makes me laugh cuz it's so true
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
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Absolutely. I've had a cute outfit laid out n thought about who I was going out with and switched it. Lol
Yes! that's me! So sad that this is the story of my life...
This is totally me! I don't have many good ones!
So sad that this is the story of my life...
GIGGLE, GIGGLE...me too!
Haha!! So true!
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#Quote: Sometimes I wish I was a bird... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads
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Sometimes I wish I was bird. Hahaha!! Yesss for a good laugh.
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Totally true, but you know you've done it.
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Never heard this but I laughed put loud!! It's funny bc it's true. Take note ppl who do this
this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny
Facebook #quote: Liking your own #Facebook status Is like high fiving yourself in public
The though of seeing someone high five them self literally made me laugh out loud!
funny stuff... could also be like patting yourself on the back?
this maded me laugh!! Too funny!
too funny, and oh so true!
I giggled at this
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and usually everyone will turn to look at me and i'll laugh harder (and not explain!) It is so funny this is so true!
Truth but i tend to do it when im supposed to be quiet or something is really not funny and people think im laughing at it !!
Funny quote: "I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday."
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday. This is so me!
I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday. So me <3 i will laugh at something that happened two years ago.
Actually, I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at the fact that I have bursted out laughing in dead silence due to my imagining what would happen if i bursted out laughing in dead silence.
it was funny! So true I do that all the time and then someone ask what I'm laughing at and say what happened it then sounds really stupid haha
and usually everyone will turn to look at me and i'll laugh harder ...true story
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hahaha... my sister totally believes this!
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Some People Just Need A Sympathetic Pat On The Head With A Hammer. i actually laughed out loud at this one!
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Some people just need a sympathetic pat... on the head... with a hammer.
I might laugh harder if it weren't so true.
A truthful (if not violent) sort of quote.