Funny Friendship Ecard: Yeah girl, dressing up when the ex shows up just confuses the small minded haters into thinking you must want him back. Death warmed over is much easier for their minds to relate to.
There’s a certain asshole who is in charge of the PTA’s money at my kids school. I don’t know who in the hell thought that would be a good idea. He can’t even handle his own money. I’d never consider being on the PTA with D.
Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.