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The moment you realize your Skinnygirl cocktail serving size is 1.5oz, you drink the entire bottle out of anger for Bethenny Frankel and her guilt free line of crap.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Yeah girl, dressing up when the ex shows up just confuses the small minded haters into thinking you must want him back. Death warmed over is much easier for their minds to relate to.

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

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There’s a certain asshole who is in charge of the PTA’s money at my kids school. I don’t know who in the hell thought that would be a good idea. He can’t even handle his own money. I’d never consider being on the PTA with D.

From now on I shall dress as a superhero for all job interviews! That's the job I want!

My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have". I am now sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

Actually 4 - those who say "I told you so."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what the heck happened." Be the Proactive;

i've gotten a sweet good morning text every morning for nearly 6 months now. even through the worst of fights.

My husband sends me this text every morning when he gets to work. But it doesn't say beautiful. It says good morning hotstuff.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

Funny Reminders Ecard: 'Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food.' I know this. I'm not going there for the authentic Mexican cuisine. I'm going there because I'm broke and I like tacos.

Funny Reminders Ecard: 'Taco Bell isn't real Mexican and I like tacos.

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Trash

Trash

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

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