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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Is your penis named Waldo? Because I can't seem to find it!

Putting up with you is like eating pudding with a ford, not impossible but a total pain in the ass. | eCards

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

I am and damn proud of it...

people say im a loudmouth bitch. i dont correct them.

And some people wonder why I don't want to talk

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

The Husband Contract: Fine Print----- HAHAHA! I'm perfectly able to kill the bugs myself but I wouldn't tell him not too.

bout right :D Yup. That's the deal. The bug killer got the better deal. I'm the baby maker.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because his new girlfriend looks like a sloth.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Don't cry because it's over; smile because his new girlfriend looks like a sloth.

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