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To all my friends and relatives who have sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck, None Of That Shit Worked! Could you please just send cash, vodka, chocolate, Italian food, wine, or airline tickets instead? Thank you!
Or gift cards so I can get my oven/stove!!
True friends send cash, vodka, chocolate, Italian food, wine or airline tickets.
'Pain makes you stronger Tears make you braver Heartache makes you wiser And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap'
True friends don't even question it...they just do it.
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Meems, you should do this. With tape, maybe so it isn't permanent. But it would still be hilarious when your roomies come in.... "why are there eyes on the toaster...?"
Best Prom Date Idea Ever…
Wakka wakka. This made me laugh for like 5 minutes! I think it's the 2nd and third panels that do it for me.
I've decided that from now on I'm going to answer every question like a presidential candidate.
Rosiy, do you remember the paperclip?
Nope, mine, July 14th is--host a TV show with Sarah Palin. Yes, I would rather be mortal enemies with Chuck Norris. At least he would put me out of my misery quickly.
I found this near where I live
haha so true
Wellllllllllll- my HUSBAND thinks so!