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    Loving this 'Forgot to Have Children' Graphic Throw Pillow on #zulily! #zulilyfinds

    "Today me will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie." -Cookie Monster



    couldn't resist...




    Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.

    My boss told me Dress for the job you want not for the job you have | Crazy & Sarcastic

    I've reached the age where my brain went from, you probably shouldn't say that to what the hell let's see what happens.

    bahaha oh lord


    last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'it's me.....talking to the wine.'

    Goodness that was close.. I almost gave a damn - vintage retro funny quote

    Take a look at this Black Naughty or Nice Tee - Toddler by CafePress on #zulily today!

    I don't want to be right.

    Fun humor

    This is so true its not even funny.


    That Sad Moment When You Realize That The Trash Goes Out More Than You Do. - Fridge Magnet