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Couldn't have said it better myself!

Country Songs: My kind of Party is sitting on the Florida-Georgia Line, getting Drunk on You, sipping from a Red Solo Cup filled with Apple Pie Moonshine with people who like to Kick it in the Sticks.

Is there even a doubt?

I must learn to like wine. I want to be "classy" while being "shitfaced".

hahahahah....new fav corny joke!

Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life

Funny and informative website on Paleo Diet.  Love this quote, too!

how to handle stress like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. too funny!

No lie: when I was in the ER last week (after the pain meds kicked in) I changed the toliet paper roll b/c it was under & not over! ~ Am

Biggest pet peeve is when the toilet paper is facing the wrong way! Finally someone understands me!

Yikes. That's perspective.

If 1 M and M = a football field, is that whole candy bar worth it? A slice of pizza? Clean Eating motivation I'm never eating candy again unless I have a football field

I'm hilarious...

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

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