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seriously could you imagine! Bunch of naked people running around sunrise looking for swamps!

HAHA! If this was the case, I think women would get progressively skinnier during pregnancy.

Monday: five-dollar pitcher and pizzas at Yaga's, Tuesday: tequila tuesday at Tortuga, Wednesday: big ass beer at Murphys, Thursday: dollar wells at Tsunami, Friday: dollar wells at Yaga's, Saturday: twooo dollar wells at Yaga's, Sunday: bottomless bloody marys and bellinis at Casey's AND Yaga's! ....and THAT'S why i'm no twig.

Kathleen Madigan on yoga to quit smoking, "So I went out and bought all the clothes... They're so comfortable, I'll just sit home and smoke in these..."

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

We Just Want Functional Pockets

Oh, you want to lose 3 lbs for bikini season? I had to eat raw carrots for lunch just to squeeze back into my fat jeans. WALK AWAY.

I've been noticing that Pinterest has been overloaded lately with a flood of dieting and exercise tips, and low cal recipes. This has made me feel A) Inspired to get on a treadmill and B) Like I want to stick my head in the oven to block out all this annoying dieting talk...