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I KNOW that's happens ALL THE TIME! "hello, is anyone there?" its as bad as when the teen girl goes in the closet. THEY'LL CORNER YOU IDIOT!!!

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I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

It's too bad that having a job that sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your ass.