Sad but true. Change some of the story and take out the foul language and I see this pretty much every day. I was a bank teller for three (very long) years; as sad as it may be, this sounds ridiculously accurate.
Justin Bieber is NOT better than the Beatles or Michael Jackson let alone better than them COMBINED. You have awoken a fan girl of MJ and the Beatles >: / and I'm not gonna bring up nirvana and Queen (but there's no way he's better than them either)