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Jess: I was just walking by and the thing came out of nowhere and bam—beaked me right in the eye.Luke: It beaked you?Jess: You still don’t believe me.Luke: I’ve just never heard anyone use the word beaked as a verb before.Jess: No, this isn’t funny. That stupid bird attacked me. He could’ve blinded me. It’s a vicious, vicious bird...

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When you respond to dumb questions. | 17 Moments When Paris Geller From "Gilmore Girls" Was Totally Relatable

Rory: You just wanna hold a grudge. Lorelai: Yes, it burns more calories. Rory: That’s not true. Lorelai: Yes it is, how do you think your grandma got those legs of hers? She’s not exactly a Stairmaster gal. Rory: Mom. Lorelai: Never saw her on the running track. Rory: Ok. Lorelai: I don’t remember the country club organizing a Tae-bo class. Rory: Fine, forget it. Should I put your name on Grandma’s present? Lorelai: Yes, sign it the inn keeper formally known as her daughter

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Nothing but junk food! 24 Reasons Why Lorelai Gilmore is the Coolest Mom Ever. Gilmore Girls.