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Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot, anyone driving faster than me is a maniac. PRETTY MUCH

If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!!!

I say this all the time! I love it when they look at you and amble slower. If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

This is so completely true. Everytime I'm lost the first thing I do is turn down the radio, as if that will magically help me find my way.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

I just can't stop laughing. I don't care if it is true or not, it is just so hilarious.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

YES. Half of the people on Facebook

For real.drop the damn hash tags people. Seriously though! I hate hash tags. Especially when they talk only in hash tags. Talk like a normal fricken person.

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I love him. and by love I mean of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. Exactly how i feel!

Stupid bad decisions

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

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so true for me. workout, eat dessert and make crafts.

so true!!!

Or maybe mine should just say, "I had my wedding before I cared about weddings." Or maybe, "I had my wedding before I had style.

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