Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Husband: * whispers in ear * I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world. Me: yeah, imagine this kind of thing really happened?
men hate to cry, they rarely ever do. but when a man cries over you, i can guarantee he loves you. because men only cry when they lose something or are afraid of losing someone that they love as much or more than themselves