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the milk man....

Momma, when can I give Daddy his Father's Day card? Thursday, when he delivers the milk.


Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver - vintage retro funny quote Tyksinski

Felt like saying exactly this to one particular kid this Halloween.

"Be Good To Your Goblins!" ( vintage halloween / retro halloween / trick or treat / witch / bunny / butterfinger / baby ruth ) candy advertisement / ad / goblins


I love being a mom. Some days are great. Although some days are far, far, far from perfect. And this cartoon describes exactly how I feel af.


Funny pictures about I said slice it. Oh, and cool pics about I said slice it. Also, I said slice it.

This is me & Lindsey! "If you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me!"

ecard - I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell. Not at our table.

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Tell us how you REALLY feel. The truth after many, many years of marriage to an ungrateful man. I'd feel like this too if I had one of those men; except I'd pour the damn drink right into his lap!


There's a reason they call it "Girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits, when women go wild, they poison their husbands food.