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Sometimes I wish I had not quit drinking! Especially after work!
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A big Drink...
If only I could remember this one. Great come back. Hopefully I won't need it. Right?
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Wow! That's a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today.
I think I laughed too hard then thought of a friend
Some people just fall into this.
my favorite color
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"Trust me, you can dance." - Vodka You can always TRUST Vodka!! :)
"trust me, you can dance" - vodka hahahahahah story of my life
"trust me, you can dance" - vodka. Bahahaa vodka lies to me
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"Trust me, you can dance" -vodka says... So true lol
"Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka" #funny #quote
Trust me you can dance....Vodka. My life story.
I'm so sick tired of being disappointed by people that I thought were my friends.
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oldie but goodie -- If the words don’t add up, it’s usually because the truth wasn’t included in the equation.
If the words don’t add up, it’s usually because the truth wasn’t included in the equation. so true
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I, on the other hand, become rapturous with desire. Luckily, I am like a baby without object permanence, so if the much-coveted object is out of sight long enough without me ordering it, I very often forget that it exists and that only it can fulfill me and make my life complete. Lol.
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Big difference. Well sometimes I'm a little needy... (pause) like not very much lol
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Me wanty wanty!
lol SO TRUE
sums it up.
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TRUTH!!!sums up my thoughts on social media notoriety. amazing.
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yupp.. some people need to get a life!
#Truth lmao if only they knew that.
Haha! Instagram fame.
Ain't that the truth.
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Tonight's forecast - 99% chance of wine. Enough said.
Tonight's Forecast: 99% chance of wine. #winehumor
Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of rain’
tonight's forecast... wine!
99% chance of wine :)
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After All This Time, It Now Makes Sense
It all makes sense now - gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years... Funny!
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I still don't believe in gay marriage its not write by the book of god
Gay marriage & being stoned.... I laughed harder than I should have..
The world makes so much sense now.... hahaha! So wrong but so funny
Haha touché. But I believe in Gay marriage, still funny though.
It all makes sense indeed… (so funny!)
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Sleepless nights are common at this stage of the game. No need to guess my age bracket now. Ha.
Coffee: COFFEE because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand | #coffee
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My life. Everyday for as long as I can remember.
My life as a nursing student.
My life 5 day a week:-)
Yep, 4! Coffee addicted
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk. the true story of Cinderella and her glass slippers. Prince hand trying on Cinderella's shoe, LOL
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So true! This is my life :) http://www.pinterest.com/lilyslibrary/ life is not a fairytale
"life is not a fairy tale; if you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk" [true story]
So true & I highly doubt Prince Charming will be the one delivering it to your door lol
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if u lose a shoe at midnight its not a fairytale, you re drunk.
#fairytale @lilyslibrary #drunk LMAO this is so true!!
A sign that say: "I am not doing shit today." and that is says next to check mark: Mission accomplished.
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i wish i had more days to do nothing, but I sure do love the ones i do get. :)
Thought this was very appropriate for today. :-0
I'm not doing shit today. Mission accomplished.
kinda my life right now!
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Check-list.... I wish
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But I love my doctor. He understands me and my habits and only prescribes me medicine that goes with wine :)!!
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My reaction when my husband asked who paid for our drinks last night. | Baby Good Luck Charlie
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My reaction when my husband asks where all the money went. Bahahaha!!! So true
Funny thing....I make money. It's called having a JOB. lol
OHHH This happens in my life!!!
Hah! If you get me riled up to the point where you tell me to calm down...I'm thinking you should have given a little more thought to all of this in the 1st place!
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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat. It only gets worse.
Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.
Telling a girl to calm down
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Needless to say, my feelings were hurt tonight. Trying to understand what your "feeling of the moment" is just getting really tiring. I'm just not gonna do it anymore. Talk to me like I'm dirt and that I'm bothering you then post "I miss you" pics... Smh, im usually considerate of your feelings but man fuck you.! you really don't care about me. At least now I don't expect you to anymore
How I feel about a good handful of people. Sorry, it's just the truth. I don't have to like everyone
I know you've had or Have some ppl in your life you feel EXACTLY like THIS About...
Pretty much, this how I feel about Saturday, May 18/2013…
How I feel about some people
So funny...so true
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Yeah, fuck you.
I hate you
Something we can all relate to…
All the time
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So true! I always do this after making Aiden's sandwich because his always looks so good and I want one but I'm not sure.
So true! The international symbol for "maybe I'll make two sandwiches. I'm not sure yet."
Woah so true! Or in my husband's case--I will just leave this here to irritate my wife.
International symbol for maybe I'll make two sandwiches bahahahah so true
My husband does this all the time yet never makes the second sandwich.
This is just the truth. It's so true I had to blink a few times.
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Maybe I’ll make two sandwiches… #lol #sotrue
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"My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. So, I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver." - Unknown
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My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist? So I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.
sorry, after laughing at this I wondered why I hadn't thought to say it myself.
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This makes me giggle ....
This happens way too often//
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This happens way too often... So true for me as I had a stroke and what I think will not come out, much of the time it is funny!
Oh man. My life. Which is why I write. More time to think before words land . . .
well if that isn't my life motto........................ i don't know WHAT is!
haha so true dude I do this cuz im blonde whats your excuse?
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This is so true it's half funny and half sad
This happens way too often//so true
story of my life.
omg I LOVE this!
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I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger. Too hilarious !!! Guess that's ONE time to BE PROUD OF A BIG BUTT!!!! =D
This should so be my Valentine card lol. I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
I love you with all of my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger. haha YEP!
The truth! The valentine card I am going to make for Jamey.
I love you with all of my butt . . . .
I like big butts and I cannot lie!
haha so true, story of my life...
I can't stop. Too legit. Sorry.