I don't do this!
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"No estoy coqueteando. Solo estoy siendo extra-agradable con alguien que es extra-atractivo." #frases #quotes #humor
yeah, I wasn't flirting with you that night in the yard looking at clovers.....I was just being extra nice...
"I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive."
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lol. I can't flirt... But this is funny.
flirting quotes - Buscar con Google
Not flirting... just extra nice ;)
oh my god. this is funny
funny but so true ;)
Wine, Quotes, Truth, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Things, Friend
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Choose your friends wisely...A good friend knows eight double shots and you begin to debauch, so they stop you at six...A GREAT friend however, will know that same thing but STILL give you that eighth drink, just so they can remind you 30 years later of your night of debauchery with the Kracken and the Cyclops....And the one who doesn't know when to start drinking is just not worthy
#KatieSheaDesign ♡❤ ❥▶ If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends.
If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we can't be friends. Sub with VODKA #alcohol #drinking
Too funny: "If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine...you're an amateur and we can't be friends." <3 <3 <3 For REAL wine enthusiasts take a tropical vacation at sea on a wine and gourmet food themed cruise AND live entertainment by iconic rock music groups, America, World Classic Rockers and more: www.winedineandmusiccruise.com. For other cruises: flyingdutchmentravel.blogspot.com #wine #wineandfood #theme #cruise #tropical #vacation #NCL #NorwegianCruiseLine
LMBO ok, I don't drink wine anymore but this makes me laugh hysterically!!!
sorry...we can't be friends! funny stuff
A Friendly Funny Wine Quote
Wine quotes ..truth :)
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I didn't fall, the floor looked like it needed a hug. lol
See, I'm such a nice person I even hug the floor
See? A hug! The floor needed a hug, I swear!!
The floor gets lonely sometimes to....
Ahhhaa or the stairs needed a hug!
mhmmmm #Funny #Witty #Quotes
The floor needs a hug..
Hug the floor
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Seriously...the shit that my cat and the various dogs in my life could tell people about me...
My cat would send me to jail…
My dog knows everything :)
My cat has so much on me
This explains it!
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Random Facts Tumblr This actually would explain why I drink so often, and why I stress out when I don't and have to still talk to people
Random Facts Tumblr…oh well I must be dumb then cause I don't drink WTH LOL
Then I must be a fucking genius ;)
Random Facts. Truth for me
makes sense -- cheers 🍻✨
My life story. Hah
True story bro!
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My mantra. When things are not happening the way you see fit it's usually because you're not clear in what you're asking for. So in my everyday life the one of the things I continuously strive for is clarity.
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My life~ drunk, pissed, excited.....basically all the time!
The days are long but life is short.
Not exactly true, but made me laugh!
Sorry. This just made me laugh.
true, true and fucking true.
Real life! Try one drink!
all the time...
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lol. Good thing I don't get any of those. Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings
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Funny Quotes, LOL Quotes, Funny Quotes Graphics, Funny Sayings.... hahaha!! now that is funny.. some people
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*sounds like something i would ask?!?! lmao!!! just for shits and giggles!!
Funny quotes when you need a good laugh!
OhmyGOSH!! This is what I have to do eery single time!! And mom thinks I look so funny but it's not!!
Car, Short People Problems, My Life, Funny, Shortpeopleproblem
everyday of my life and i hate when someone else drives my car and makes fun of how close to the steering wheel i am lmfao
Its funny when someone else tries to drive my car and they get in and are all the way up against the steering wheel. lol
Short people problems. YESSS and everyone that gets in the car after me hits their knees over the steering wheel.
Yasss! I just started driving and it's funny to watch people get in car after I drive. They're like "uhh hello steering wheel."
..and then when someone else drives your car, they bitch about how close it is to the steering wheel!
Story of my life.... People always say I sit too close to the steering wheel, but I can't reach the pedals if I don't haha!
#shortpeopleproblems I don't have to move it Alll the way but somewhat jst saying 😝
every time i bring my car to a mechanic they laugh at me...
yup. every time i get in the car. haha. short girl probs.
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female Pictures, Photos, and Images for Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Twitter
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Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female. | Relationship quote
Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female. #Funny #Laugh
haha so true Nobody text faster than a pissed off female
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Quotes, Brightside, Coffee, Hell, Funny Stuff, Bright Side, Humor, Silver Lining
On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in Hell... Re-pinned by L. B. Sommer, author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life
On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell...(: next time someone says "your going to hell"
On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell. #humor
on the brightside my tea will never get cold in hell
Hahaha I dont like coffee, but this made me laugh
Coffee Humor: Coffee is always hot in Hell?
True Story check it out: rstyle.me/...
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My idea of cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places
The kids every time they have to clean lol
....this isn't classed as cleaning?
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Sex and the city quote
ain't nobody got time for that//
Aint Nobody Got Time For That, Haha Ain T, Sweet Brown, So True, List, Inspiring Words, Things Ain T, Wise Words, True Stories
Why torture yourself with egolists? What do you need to prove to yourself? Just be. No lists.
Hahaha! Proof that Sweet Brown's 15 minutes still aren't up!
List of things ain't nobody got time for: 1. That
Aint nobody got time for that.
True story bro!
Oh so true
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I hate when i'm drinking, ad the ice just attacks my face. This made me laugh. I think it has has happened to everyone at least once.
I can't sleep and I had to choke myself back to resist laughing so I wouldn't wake up my husband!! Lmfao so funny!!!
MacGyver would laugh at this because this is EXACTLY why I always ask for my drinks without ice.
"I hate when I'm drinking, & the ice just attacks my face." So true!!
truth ... why i always drink from a straw when ice is around!
I Hate When I'm Drinking & The Ice Attacks My Face
This makes me giggle but so true!
so true, story of my life
LoL! So funny, so true!
Only the Ts
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Haha, I dont really drink, but thays pretty funny
funny as hell even tho I hardly drink these days
This is so funny... and I don't drink everyday
Only the T's.. Because you humans make me drink
This is so funny... and I don't even drink!!!
This is too funny not to share with the world.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Only the T's. Funny.
I don't really drink, but this is funny
just days starting with T
ha ha ha...
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Ha Ha Ha! I love to run, but this struck me funny. I giggle every time I read it. :)
not sure if I should pin this to my 'funny' board or my 'so true' board?
My Truth Monday - Creepy Edition! LOL Funny.
So true... funny 'cause I'm joining track!
Now that is funny! You know you laughed!
It's so funny because it's so true.
This made me laugh. True story!
Let's just pray the Obama supporters are as ambitious to get a job as they are to vote.- UGH so TRUE!!!
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I'm not even sorry that I find this so funny...
hahahaha.. this is mean... but o so funny
I believe in the power of prayer!
TRUE!!!!!!!! Love it Stacy!!
Funny but true... !!!!!!!
Funny but true...
"I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake" LOL. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 74 Pics
Chocolates, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Chocolatecake, Funnies, Humor, Chocolate Cakes
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 74 Pics Is it weird that I'm like this with carrot cake? Carrot cake > chocolate cake :)
Thank you for allowing ME to be YOUR "chocolate cake"! Love you so, so much!!! <3
For a laugh! - I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
10 Funny Quotes for Chocolate Lovers — Light In The Box
Lover of all things chocolate it's so dreamy ❥❥
Couldn't say it better myself #chocolatecake
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Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. B. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php