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Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.

It's a legit concern. My husband drives me to drink, if i didn't have wine. he'd most definitely be dead ;

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

True lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off in the distance while pumping my gas.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Ahhh, coffee

10 coffee sayings that express perfectly your feelings for coffee - I Love Coffee

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