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I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone.

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

well, hes not a toddler yet. but yes my time is spent with an 8 month old, a 3 yr old and the rest of of coworkers. And im def the weird one singing kids songs at work unknowingly lol

this about sums it up Sometimes I think to myself, "I would love to,accomplish just one single task without 3000 interruptions!" I don't have kids but this sounds like my job - if that stupid phone would stop ringing, I might get something done!!!!

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ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Seriously... My wedding was beautiful!! But it would have been nice to have a Pinterest account at that time!

I totally want a wedding redo (even though I loved our wedding)! So many fun ideas floating around our there :)

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Nutritional labels should include a "What if I eat the whole damn thing" section.

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: I love him. and by love I mean of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat.

Yes, quite true sometimes...or most of the time...or when they are being loud. LoL

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Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

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