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hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

I need to print up some of these... ... Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #pics & awesome #quotes

You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. veganbonnie You suck at parking. I need some of these cards. You suck at parking. I need some of these cards.

Totally getting this for our first house lol

No Soliciting sign.I need one of THESE for my front porch! Mine wouldn't say selling thin mints. It would say unless you are Jon Bon Jovi.

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Verre and vair are pronounced the same in French. It's accurate. Verre= glass Vair= fur, typically bluish-gray, obtained from a variety of squirrel, used in the and centuries as a trimming or lining for garments.

So true, Josh expects a standing ovation when (or if) he does this.

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

truths for mature humans (although I don't necessarily agree with #30)...

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

you know you do this too... #psycho #hitchcock www.marriedmysugardaddy.com

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

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Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

My mama pinned this:   this is for my children... and my mother who always says, "IT HAS RAW EGG IN IT!!"     LOVE YOU! and yes, i'm eating the batter.

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Yep - I ate the brownie batter yesterday. Take that, salmonella!


It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.