OR: Look at that nice old lady. How do you know that OLD Lady ain't somebody's Ma Barker!!!??! OR: Just 'cause they made it this far doesn't mean they are 'nice'. OR: What does it take for you to believe he's a dick?

Especially if you're under 18. Or over for that matter.  I have underwear longer than the shit they sell.

Especially if you're under 18. Or over for that matter. I have underwear longer than the shit they sell.

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

I'd jump up and down for joy, but my boobs are just way too big for that nonsense. @Sabrina Muhlmeyer

Keep coming #Mondays & #Mornings. I'm grateful for each and every one I get :)

Keep coming #Mondays & #Mornings. I'm grateful for each and every one I get :)

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others!!

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others!!

Lol, I feel like this sometimes... okay, a lot of times... can you blame me? I'm in high school! I spend my day with a bunch of teenagers!

Lol, I feel like this sometimes... okay, a lot of times... can you blame me? I'm in high school! I spend my day with a bunch of teenagers!

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

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