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  • Ashley Dick

    Amen! People look at me strange when I don't go running when one of my kids screams. I just tell them that's not the real scream yet. Lol

  • Tiera Schulz

    So true! And then people who don't have kids look at you like "why aren't you doing something!?" And I'm all "It's cool, that's just how preschoolers communicate."

  • Morgan Lucas

    ... So true (: My life.

  • Tiffany Large

    Add blood and vomit, and that's the rule in this house!

  • Jenny Young

    If a bone or foreign object is not protruding from your body and there's no blood, I don't want to hear it.

  • Christina Dalton

    hahahaha!! People look at me with horror when I ignore a blood curdling scream then yell, "WALK IT OFF!!" A mother knows when their kid is truly hurt.

  • Joanne Larrimore

    Unless someone is bleeding or the house is on fire....is what I used to say

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