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The new *improved* serenity prayer. God grant me a vacation to make bearable what I can't change. A friend to make it funny and the wisdom to never get my knickers in a knot b/c it solves nothing and makes me walk funny.

Funny

I'm always disappointed when liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.

truth!

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

Work life balance manifesto ( sometimes I think we can't do it all )

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

Every wed night before weigh in at weight watchers! Haha

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Guru Eduardo: If at first you don't succeed remember this....

God grant me a vacation to make bearable what I can't change. A friend to make it funny and the wisdom to never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny.

No shit!

loving... words of WISDOM

Sometimes I really wish Karma came in this life not the next! Treat people as you would like to be treated. Karma's only a bitch if you are

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

It’s the lesson of contentment. Be thankful for what God has given you, all the time, even if it isn't what you wanted or planned.  Give thanks and trust that God knows what He’s doing. -Lindsey

One of my teacher friends has taught her students a wonderful life lesson with this little phrase. Her kids know not to fuss over insignificant things in the classroom.

25 Ways To Tell You’re A Grown Up… Or Not.

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

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