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F U chick-fil-a. Makes me laugh even though I've never tried Chick-Fil-A.

Explains us nicely..

Lets have a family gathering for the remaining family members who still speak to each other. That might be a small gathering in my family

#Bible Belt morality

Funny Reminders Ecard: The Bible Belt: where being overweight is blamed on genetics but being gay is a 'lifestyle choice'.

Really?  Picking fights is for bad dogs.

Referring to the whole Chick-fil-a incident. (When chik fil a said they didn't support gay marriage and then fb deleted them off fb and people started to boycott them in ignorance)

Own that shit

I Am So Guilty Of This…

If I can remember 15 seconds of a song I don't really know, I consider myself a success. Usually, it's just me humming the tune and then singing one line of the song.

La paciencia. ...

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

give 'em a reason

Getting fucking sick of people hating me when i havent done a thing wrong to them

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it.  Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"Those who don’t study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone repeats it.

Exactly!!!! #youjustkeeponbeingacrazyunreasonableperson

My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

After today, Im suffering from Post Traumatic Call Light Syndrome....

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I miss being the age where I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Benefits of dating me: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.