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biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Yeah, I know, but it made me laugh anyway. ;)

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

This happens every Tuesday here..

Well he isn't my husband yet, but so true!

Stop and think about what super power you have, though. Just because you can read people's minds doesn't mean you can fly off buildings.

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power

I seen many in mine

Check your face

I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

One Crazy Bitch

Batshit - here's another one!

hahahahahahahaha #lolz #cantstoplaughing #Padgram

Lesson One: Only trust People who like Big Butts. They Cannot Lie. *Please Spay & Neuter. Save a Life ~ Adopt from shelter/rescue ♥

I wish I was as thin as my patience. | Snarkecards

This is how I feel a lot of days!

I need to pass these out to people.

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

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Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

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